We are your destiny. Individually we are nothing but mere mortals, eeking out a meager existence in a world of confusion and apathy, but together we form a conglomerate of heart rending rock, a consortium of earth destroying treble and a crescendo of mind numbing, bowel devastating harmony. Like a bat out of hell, we shall deliver our payload of operatic rocktasm to the ravenous masses. Your constitution shall be decimated by the thunder. Your soul poisoned by the lightning. And your will obliterated by the irresistible cyclone of ecstasy that is…